Traffic Cops was on TV the other night. The cops pulled over a chap on a 125cc bike, who was doing nothing dicey or illegal, and started in on him.

"You were probably doing over 30mph but you slowed down so we couldn't check it," said the cop. The lad said he wasn't.

"Is this your bike?" It was.

"Have you got insurance?" He did.

"Is it a full licence or provisional?" It was provisional.

"Where's your L plates then?"

"I had them but they were ripped off."

The cops didn't believe him. The guy might have been trying it on - but the cops seemed to want to get him for something - so they hit him with a £60 fine.

Is it any wonder that bikers don't get on so well with the police?